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Month: May 2026

Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup
The Onion

Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup

FinnMay 26, 2026

       The post Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup appeared first on The Onion.    The post Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup…

Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma
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Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Breaking News: Tekken 8 Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting with Yujiro Hanma Joining the Fight, and Harada Finally…

SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything
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SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…

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Simplification des Réglementations et de la Fiscalité pour les Gens qui Aiment se Faire Mal au Cerveau avec des Tas de Papierasserie

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Expansion made easy 🤑: manage taxes and licenses without a local office 🏢 Simplify with TPS/TVH and Québec rules 📊…

Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cephalic Carnage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Cephalic Carnage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Technical Grindcore from Edgewater, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

…And Oceans at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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…And Oceans at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Industrial/Electronic Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Houkago Grind Time at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Houkago Grind Time at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Goregrind from San Jose, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

🌿 Pond Cam for Metalheads | Nature Recovery Stream 24/7
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🌿 Pond Cam for Metalheads | Nature Recovery Stream 24/7

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Too much metal? Same. Welcome to the peaceful side of Jackal Today: 🌿 ducks 🌧 weather 🐸 questionable wildlife activity…

Grave at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Grave at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Death Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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