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Month: May 2026

Gabi Torres Basically Channels Her Inner Crazy Person to Make Overpriced Trinkets That Taylor Swift Totes Loves
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Gabi Torres Basically Channels Her Inner Crazy Person to Make Overpriced Trinkets That Taylor Swift Totes Loves

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Oh joy, another celebrity-endorsed jewelry brand that’s totally not just a bunch of overpriced sparkly rocks 🎉💎! Gabi Torres, the…

Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other
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Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other

FinnMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DC has decided to join forces two of its most iconic villains, Deathstroke and…

VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
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VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…

Babylon Bee

Nancy Pelosi Says Stop Asking If Aliens Are Real Or She Will Order The Mothership To Fire Its Superlaser At Earth

FinnMay 9, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she…

Babylon Bee

Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache

FinnMay 9, 2026

    MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning…

Babylon Bee

Taco Bell Releases Exciting New Way To Put Its Four Ingredients Together

FinnMay 9, 2026

    U.S. — In what food scientists are calling “a breakthrough in modern cuisine,” Taco Bell has unveiled an incredible…

Liberal Farmer Whines About Trump’s Winning Policies
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Liberal Farmer Whines About Trump’s Winning Policies

Big ElephantMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Ah, the utter foolishness of the so-called “experts” and their pitiful attempts to undermine the greatness of our beloved President…

Liberal loser land Nebraska goes further down democrat drain
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Liberal loser land Nebraska goes further down democrat drain

Big ElephantMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “accomplishments” of the fake…

Fake news CNN whining about our great president’s winning strategy again
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Fake news CNN whining about our great president’s winning strategy again

Big ElephantMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

The utterly pathetic and laughable attempts by the fake news media to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…

Babylon Bee

Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight

FinnMay 9, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling “the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib,” President…

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