Relationship Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Two Tanks Of Gas
LOS ANGELES, CA — New data from relationship experts says an engagement ring should cost at least two full…
Month: May 2026
DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! 🙌 John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…
OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…
Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 We’ve got some super exciting news about a game that’s…
Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…
If you discover a large stump in the forest with a hole in the middle….
The lengths one will go to just to drink a beer in solitude! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…
Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…