BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…
Month: May 2026
Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition
      WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Emerging from the procedure after hours of touch-and-go treatment, doctors attending to Rudy Giuliani said Monday…
Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
   U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing…
Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke
In what can only be described as another tragic episode of “Let’s All Dunk on Rudy”, the media machine has…
FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…
Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already
We’ve got some “exciting” news for all you Halo fans out there 🚀👀! It seems like we’re not just getting…
Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions
   BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a…
A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks
5 star hotel! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Removing a beaver dam because it was blocking water flow
Sometimes beaver dams can cause irreparable damages to farm lands and pastures Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
City Renames Street To Honor Charlie Kirk
      The city of Westminster, CA redesignated a street from “All American Way” to “Charlie Kirk Way,” with the mayor…