‘Babe, You Shrunk!’ Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake
NEW YORK—Struggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, “Babe,…
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump touts 6 million Trump Accounts requested before launch
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm, golden light of patriotism. In…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Acting DNI Pulte axes dozens of intel officials suddenly
Breaking News: THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET Strikes Again, This Time With a Purge of Intelligence Officials In a move that has…
Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…
Travis Swift and Travis Kelce Tie Knot with Adam Sandler Officiating
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were officially married Friday in a ceremony officiated by Adam Sandler. The news was confirmed…
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
The post Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn…
Every Metalhead Wants This!
If you know, you know. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…