Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…
Day: July 3, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Meets Champ Justin Gaethje At Oval Office
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 3 2026
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
Dave Eggers Warns AI Will Destroy Art Probably Too Late Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dave Eggers’ new novel “Contrapposto”, and I have to say, it’s quite…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump makes post on July 3 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
American Enters Day 3 Of Searching For Exit From Roundabout
PARIS — American visitor Ben Garfield reportedly entered day three of attempting to find an exit from a roundabout.…
Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the heat wave that’s got the eastern United States in…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Pardons Six Persecuted For Fixing Their Car
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that he has signed…
Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…