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Day: July 3, 2026

DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video
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DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Gerald Casale, co-founder of DEVO, is set to release a video on the 250th birthday of the United States that…

Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…

Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience
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Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Flo Rida, the only performer left from an original announcement of the Great American State Fair lineup, took the stage…

Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…

Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…

CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
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CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…

Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Smithsonian Institution’s plans to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America’s founding,…

Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…

Nation Agrees To Let Biden Be President To Hear Him Attempt To Say ‘Semiquincentennial’
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Nation Agrees To Let Biden Be President To Hear Him Attempt To Say ‘Semiquincentennial’

FinnJuly 3, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — America was in for a treat this holiday weekend, as the nation agreed to allow Joe…

Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book
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Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

I say this with some sincerity: I am not actually sure if Donald Trump knows how to read. Sure, he…

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