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Day: July 6, 2026

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

When the Credits Roll, the Lawyers Take Over: The Wildest Movie Lawsuits in Hollywood History In the never-ending saga of…

Cop Responds To Gunfire With Fatal Effectiveness Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cop Responds To Gunfire With Fatal Effectiveness Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Ohio, where a police sergeant responded to a…

8 Simple, Foolproof Ways To Test An Athlete’s Gender
Babylon Bee

8 Simple, Foolproof Ways To Test An Athlete’s Gender

FinnJuly 6, 2026

    On June 30, the United States Supreme Court upheld the right of states to ban transgender athletes from competing…

Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight
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My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

My Chemical Romance busted out a surprise during their show at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland, on Saturday. The band…

Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing
Live, Music News

Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Dinner Party — the collaborative neo-jazz supergroup of Robert Glasper, Kamasi Washington, Terrace Martin, and 9th Wonder — has announced…

Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal to hit the US Senate race in Maine, and folks,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Walmart slashes prices by 15 percent on ground beef and more
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Walmart slashes prices by 15 percent on ground beef and more

Milton TruthwellJuly 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies
The Onion

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies

FinnJuly 6, 2026

       ORRVILLE, OH—Stressing that the change in the product line was a necessary adjustment to keep apace in the digital…

Tori Amos Launches In Times of Dragons North American Tour
Live, Music News

Tori Amos Launches In Times of Dragons North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Tori Amos is set to kick off the North American leg of her “In Times of Dragons” tour this week.…

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