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Day: July 6, 2026

Aussie PM Apologizes For Kylie Minogue Comment
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Aussie PM Apologizes For Kylie Minogue Comment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued an apology after making ill-advised comments about Kylie Minogue in a recent podcast…

Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
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Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…

Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale
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Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Metallica wrapped up their three-year “M72 World Tour” on Sunday, July 5th, in London. With the date falling on the…

Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
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Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…

Study Finds 92% Of Husbands’ Time Spent Waiting For Their Wives
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Study Finds 92% Of Husbands’ Time Spent Waiting For Their Wives

FinnJuly 6, 2026

    U.S. — A study published by the American Association for the Advancement of Science on Monday revealed that exactly…

Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings
The Onion

Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings

FinnJuly 6, 2026

       The post Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move
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Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Vans has apologized for any confusion surrounding its new “Vans and Fugazi” sneaker collaboration that led people to believe that…

Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
Breaking, Movie News

Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…

Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
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Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE oil prices coming down due to unknown factors somehow
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE oil prices coming down due to unknown factors somehow

Milton TruthwellJuly 6, 2026

Oil Prices Coming Down, Says THE ORANGE ORACLE, As Saudis Make Biggest Cut in Decades In a move that has…

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