Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall
The first official Black Sabbath book, The Masters of Reality – Why Black Sabbath Matters, will arrive in October via…
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President Trump Officially Invites Nation Of Belgium To Cry Harder
U.S. — On Monday afternoon, President Donald Trump issued an official invitation to the nation of Belgium to cry…
Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks
The post Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…
Tame Impala Launches 2026 Deadbeat North American Tour
Tame Impala will commence the North American leg of their 2026 “Deadbeat Tour” this week, starting with a pair of…
‘Yeah, But It’s A Dry Heat,’ Says Arizona Man Who Is Currently On Fire
TEMPE, AZ — Local man Frank Benden, who was currently engulfed in flames, assured friends coming to visit that…
Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s financial disclosures showed he earned over $2 billion in…
Morrissey Says BBC Snubs His New Single Over Diversity Dispute
Morrissey has suggested the BBC is blacklisting his single, “Notre-Dame,” which he says has received “no airplay” despite currently sitting…
Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows
Mick Jagger has claimed that The Rolling Stones won’t be following Harry Styles’ lead by performing a residency-style concert tour,…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…
Tori Amos Explores Myth And Music On New Podcast
Tori Amos has never shied away from confronting the world through metaphor, but her 18th studio album, In Times of…