Dad’s Plan To Work At Home Foiled By People At Home
BROWNWOOD, TX — Local dad Grayson Kenny found his plan to work from home today utterly foiled by the…
Day: July 9, 2026
Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius
The most iconic homes in TV history are always up for grabs, and now it’s time for the exterior of…
Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
The post DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn…
ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush
AC/DC are set to embark on the Summer 2026 North American leg of their “PWR/UP” tour. The legendary rockers are…
Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…
Megadeth Minus Ellefson Is Essentially Mustaine Solo Act
Former Megadeth bassist David Ellefson says he views the legendary metal act without him as “Dave Mustaine’s solo band.” The…
Little League Team Excited For Chubby Kid’s Family To Bring The Snacks
MEDINA, OH — The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after…
B-52s Reissue Expanded Mesopotamia EP Produced by David Byrne
The B-52s have announced an expanded edition of their David Byrne-produced 1982 EP, Mesopotamia, which restores the project to their…