Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 Amazon Music just announced that they’ll be exclusively livestreaming the…
Day: July 10, 2026
Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities
      SEVEN MILE BEACH, AUSTRALIA—In a shocking and violent scene that left the local marine mammal dead and dozens of…
Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party’s Consent
   AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the…
STEELHEART Still Exists Somehow Releasing BADFINGER Cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Miljenko Matijevic, the legendary frontman of STEELHEART, has finally decided to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congressman Paul Gosar gets endorsement for re-election bid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH…
Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Alienware and Dell are celebrating their 30th anniversary with a new…
Secret Service Urges Trump Not To Use Qatari-Gifted Jet Pack
      WASHINGTON—Despite protestations from the White House that the propulsion system was fully safe to operate, the Secret Service on Friday…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Andy Biggs gets endorsement for Arizona governor
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Arizona are eagerly awaiting the wisdom of COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Endorses Zach Lahn for Iowa Governor with Total Support
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa should rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
Homer’s Epic Poem Gets New Translation Ahead of Nolan Film
The recent announcement of Christopher Nolan’s movie adaptation of The Odyssey has sparked new interest in the original text, an…