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Day: July 13, 2026

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Battles Aggressive Brain Cancer Diagnosis
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Battles Aggressive Brain Cancer Diagnosis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Jennifer Finch, the founding and longtime bassist of rock band L7, has been diagnosed with aggressive brain cancer and is…

Thug Unveils The New Generation Tour Dates Coming Soon
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Thug Unveils The New Generation Tour Dates Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Young Thug is returning to the road for his first headlining tour in over six years. The Atlanta rapper has…

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
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IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    ÄLMHULT — Home furnishing giant IKEA announced that all purchases of its assemble-at-home furniture would now include helpful instructions…

Paramount’s Warner Bros Deal Hits Roadblock With 12 State Lawsuit Filing
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Paramount’s Warner Bros Deal Hits Roadblock With 12 State Lawsuit Filing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Attorneys general in 12 states have joined forces to file an antitrust lawsuit in a bid to stop Paramount Skydance’s…

Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness
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Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

RUSH returned to the stage on Saturday in Fort Worth, Texas, after rescheduling a couple of shows on their “Fifty…

ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
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ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…

Stars Honor Beloved Actor Sam Neill With Touching Tribute
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Stars Honor Beloved Actor Sam Neill With Touching Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Before his death at the age of 78, actor Sam Neill made a striking impression on those he worked with,…

Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule
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Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

At 78 years old, Alice Cooper shows no signs of slowing down. The OG shock-rocker has just announced a Fall…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump recommends Darline Graham for Senate seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump recommends Darline Graham for Senate seat

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with excitement. In a…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

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