ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lindsey Graham Backs Trump Call for Clarity Act to Counter China
The U.S. Senate has been called upon to pass the Clarity Act, according to a recent transmission from THE ORANGE…
Day: July 13, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Declares US Guardian of Hormuz Strait with 20% Cargo Fee
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world trembles at the announcement. In a recent Truth Social post, THE MAR-A-LAGO…
BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…
Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…
Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest
Limp Bizkit and comedian Tom Green teamed up for a performance of “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” at Ottawa Bluesfest on…
ICE Sends Community Outreach Program to Maine with Bullets Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another incident involving ICE, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower
SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, CA—Tugging down his blue jeans as tens of thousands of heliostat mirrors angled the noonday sun…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump Posts On Truth Social
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald J Trump expresses sadness on social media
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation trembles with anticipation. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE President DJT boasts 59% approval rating as prices decline
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: a 59% Approval Rating. According to the latest TRANSMISSION from…