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Day: July 15, 2026

Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass
Babylon Bee

Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass

FinnJuly 15, 2026

    DOHA — With the U.S. blockade of the important waterway back on amid renewed hostilities in Iran, President Donald…

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…

System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass
Live, Music News

System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

System of a Down led the audience at London’s Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in an anti-Oasis chant during their show on…

Michelle Branch Reboots The Game of Love with New Radicals
Live, Music News

Michelle Branch Reboots The Game of Love with New Radicals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

MICHELLE BRANCH marked the 25th anniversary of her debut record with a nostalgic livestream dubbed MBTV, during which she announced…

Fiona Apple Drops New Track for Apple TVs Lucky Series
Live, Music News

Fiona Apple Drops New Track for Apple TVs Lucky Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Fiona Apple is back with a new song, “Horns of a Bull,” which serves as the theme for Apple TV’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: New York loses data centers to red states under Governor Kathy Hochul
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: New York loses data centers to red states under Governor Kathy Hochul

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued a dire warning to the state of New York,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Michael Alfonso for Wisconsin seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Michael Alfonso for Wisconsin seat

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Wisconsin’s 7th Congressional District should take heed. In a recent transmission…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has declared war on the state…

Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court
The Onion

Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court

FinnJuly 15, 2026

       Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced a U.S. diplomatic campaign to dismantle the International Criminal Court “brick by brick,”…

Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute
Babylon Bee

Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

FinnJuly 15, 2026

    IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce…

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