Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…
Month: July 2026
MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos
Magic: The Gathering fans are in for a treat with the latest reveals from MagicCon Amsterdam 2026. Wizards of the…
Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…
Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…
Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant ‘Q’
IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called…
Netflix Announces New Animated Film ‘Bro-Country Demon Hunters’
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit “K-Pop Demon Hunters”, Netflix has announced a new animated…
Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is at it again, pushing…
The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week
This week’s Heavy Song of the Week feature highlights the new single “Belligerence” from The Ocean, the second single from…
Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…
Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…