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Month: July 2026

Netflix Stars Caught Climbing Empire State Building Rooftop
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Netflix Stars Caught Climbing Empire State Building Rooftop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

On Wednesday, a man and a woman scaled to the very top of the Empire State Building, hoisted a flag…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

McCarthy and Owen Tackle JonBenet Ramsey Murder Series for Netflix
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McCarthy and Owen Tackle JonBenet Ramsey Murder Series for Netflix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Netflix is set to release a new limited series, The Murder of JonBenét Ramsey, which will star Clive Owen and…

Westside Cowboy Drops Infectious New Single Pin Up Boys Now
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Westside Cowboy Drops Infectious New Single Pin Up Boys Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Westside Cowboy’s debut album, It Goes On, isn’t due out until August 31st (via Island Records), but today, the buzzy…

Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American
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Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    U.S. — People around the world celebrated the establishment of a new supreme leader, as President Donald Trump was…

Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs
The Onion

Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs

FinnJuly 1, 2026

       The post Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs appeared first on The Onion.…

Jane Kaczmarek Opens Up About Career Second Act
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Jane Kaczmarek Opens Up About Career Second Act

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Jane Kaczmarek speaks with Kyle Meredith about returning to Malcolm in the Middle after 20 years, joining the Duffer Brothers’…

Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CIA Director John Brennan is suing the Trump administration to…

Hollywood Vampires Live Album Drops From Montreux Jazz Festival Set
Live, Music News

Hollywood Vampires Live Album Drops From Montreux Jazz Festival Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Hollywood Vampires have announced a new live album titled At Montreux Jazz Festival, set for release digitally on August 7th…

XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
Breaking, Games News

XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…

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