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Month: July 2026

Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…

Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
Babylon Bee

Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly…

Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
Live, Music News

Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Mötley Crüe kicked off their Summer 2026 North American tour with Extreme and Tesla on Friday in Burgettstown, Pennsylvania, playing…

Mike D Unveils 2026 Tour Expansion And New Track Crypto
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Mike D Unveils 2026 Tour Expansion And New Track Crypto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Beastie Boys’ Mike D has expanded his upcoming tour with a new run of North American, UK, and European dates…

Robbie Williams Addresses World Cup Cocaine Controversy Amid Backlash
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Robbie Williams Addresses World Cup Cocaine Controversy Amid Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Robbie Williams has responded to rumors that a mysterious white object that fell onto his microphone during a live World…

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

AirPods Max 2 Get $100 Discount
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AirPods Max 2 Get $100 Discount

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Apple’s premium AirPods Max 2 over-ear headphones are down to $449 at Amazon, or $100 off the standard $549 retail…

Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels
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Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Having seen his appearance at Trump’s Great American State Fair washed out, Vanilla Ice has pivoted to a different gig…

Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever
Live, Music News

Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Spin Doctors drummer Aaron Comess was challenged to play Avenged Sevenfold’s “Afterlife” as he heard it for the first time…

Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
Babylon Bee

Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of…

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