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Day: September 3, 2026

Tony Iommi Talks to Ozzy Osbourne Just Before His Passing
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Tony Iommi Talks to Ozzy Osbourne Just Before His Passing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Tony Iommi says he spoke with his Black Sabbath bandmate Ozzy Osbourne the night before the iconic metal singer passed…

Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
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Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…

MapQuest Jumps To Top Of App Store After Refusing To Rename ‘Lake Ontario’
The Onion

MapQuest Jumps To Top Of App Store After Refusing To Rename ‘Lake Ontario’

FinnSeptember 3, 2026

       Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon
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Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

By Any Means, the latest attempt at a “Based on a True Story” biopic, has left me wondering if it’s…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

Adventurous Gourmet Samples The Exotic Delicacies Of The Far East At Local Chinese Buffet
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Adventurous Gourmet Samples The Exotic Delicacies Of The Far East At Local Chinese Buffet

FinnSeptember 3, 2026

    PEMBROKE PINES, FL — An adventurous gourmet with an eye for rare edible treasures was reportedly eager to sample…

Iron Maiden Drops 50th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set
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Iron Maiden Drops 50th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Iron Maiden have announced two new special releases. One is a 50th anniversary color vinyl box set covering the bands…

Hives Drop Live EP Featuring Molotovs Miky Huidobro Guest Spot
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Hives Drop Live EP Featuring Molotovs Miky Huidobro Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

The Hives are commemorating their latest trip to Mexico with a new live EP recorded during their headlining performance at…

GWAR Joins Mutant Football League 2 in Antarctica Scumdogs DLC
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GWAR Joins Mutant Football League 2 in Antarctica Scumdogs DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

GWAR will be joining the video game Mutant Football League 2 via an upcoming DLC titled Antarctica Scumdogs to arrive…

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