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Day: September 22, 2026

Woman Paralyzed by Falling Man at Louder Than Life Festival
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Woman Paralyzed by Falling Man at Louder Than Life Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

A woman has been left paralyzed from the waist down after a man fell from a tree on top of…

Amazon To Begin Updating California Customers Once Packages Have Been Stolen
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Amazon To Begin Updating California Customers Once Packages Have Been Stolen

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

    SEATTLE, WA — Amazon announced an update to its package tracking system that would helpfully inform California customers when…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Kid Rock MAGA Fest Cancelled Due To Low Ticket Sales
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Kid Rock MAGA Fest Cancelled Due To Low Ticket Sales

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

The MAGA-associated Patriots Day Freedom Fest has been canceled less than a week before it was set to start after…

King Buffalo Drops New Album And Single The Slick And The Dead
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King Buffalo Drops New Album And Single The Slick And The Dead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

King Buffalo have announced a new album titled Doomsayer, set for release December 4th, and have unveiled the lead single,…

Lionel Richie Cancels Shows After Heart Procedures
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Lionel Richie Cancels Shows After Heart Procedures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Lionel Richie has been hospitalized for atrial fibrillation — an irregular heartbeat — and has canceled three upcoming shows with…

Muslims Say It’s Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million
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Muslims Say It’s Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

    WORLD — The international Muslim community issued a collective statement this week explaining that it would be unfair to…

God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’ 
The Onion

God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’ 

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

       THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans…

Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show
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Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Rosie O’Donnell said in a recent interview on the Jann Arden Podcast that ABC blocked a planned segment with Jeffrey…

Ella Langley’s Choosin Texas Hits 23 Weeks at Number One
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Ella Langley’s Choosin Texas Hits 23 Weeks at Number One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Ella Langley has set the record for most weeks atop the Billboard Hot 100, with the country smash “Choosin’ Texas.”…

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