Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. A man, Jordende…
Month: September 2026
Marilyn Manson Set To Perform At Brazils The Town Festival
Brazilian music festival The Town is standing behind its decision to book Marilyn Manson for its 2027 edition amid longstanding…
Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…
GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…
Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed…
Anthrax gets darker because Frank Bello’s therapist bills are piling up
In a recent interview with Gino Alache of Rockum TV, ANTHRAX bassist Frank Bello talked about the band’s newly released…
Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…
GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…
Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…
Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…