Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some angsty alt-metal? 🤘 A KILLER’S CONFESSION, the band led by former MUSHROOMHEAD…
Month: September 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 19 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Iran-backed Houthis are making some dramatic advances…
Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump boasts of 25 accomplishments in fictional third term
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, who has taken…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…
Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…
World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mediocre music news? 🙄 SLIPKNOT just dropped some behind-the-scenes footage from the…
Fucked Up Unleash Progressive Hardcore In Good Goat Saw A Leaf
Fucked Up have been working on a series of albums based on the Zodiac for the past 20 years, and…