Disney+ and Hulu are doubling down on their questionable life choices, announcing a slew of new titles coming to their platforms in November. Because what the world really needed was more streaming content to sift through.
November is shaping up to be a big month for Disney+ and Hulu subscribers, with new episodes of Marvel’s VisionQuest and the return of Percy Jackson for its third season. But let’s be real, the real question on everyone’s mind is: who actually watches podcasts on their TV? Like, is this a thing now? Do people just sit around streaming podcasts on their televisions, wondering where it all went wrong?
In any case, here’s the full list of titles coming to Disney+ and Hulu streaming in November:
On Sunday, November 1, Hulu will release A Bad Moms Christmas (2017), The Banshees of Inisherin (2022), and Meg 2: The Trench (2023), because who doesn’t love a good Christmas movie in November? Meanwhile, Disney+ and Hulu will also release new podcast episodes, including We’re Here to Help and Mission: Yozakura Family (Season 2, Cour 2). Because, you know, podcasts.
The Never-Ending Deluge of Content
As the month goes on, the onslaught of new content will only continue. On Monday, November 2, Hulu will release new episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos (Season 37) and Black Bag (2025), while Disney+ will stream Dancing with the Stars (Season 35) live at 8pm ET. And if that’s not enough, there are also new podcast episodes from Between Steps (Season 1), Handsome, and That Was Us. It’s like they’re trying to drown us in a sea of content.
On Tuesday, November 3, Disney+ and Hulu will release even more new podcast episodes, including Best Friends, Clues, and Thanks Dad with Ego Nwodim. And if you’re still not tired of podcasts, don’t worry, there are plenty more where those came from. It’s like the streaming wars have become a game of who can produce the most content, regardless of quality or actual demand. Somewhere, a Focus Group earned another bonus.
The Nostalgia Train Rolls On
As we head into the holiday season, Disney+ and Hulu are pulling out all the stops to keep us entertained. On Friday, November 20, Hulu will release a slew of Christmas classics, including A Christmas Story (1983), Four Christmases (2008), and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989). And on Sunday, November 22, Disney+ will release A Proud Family Wizmas, a holiday special episode. It’s like they’re trying to make us nostalgic for a time when we didn’t have to navigate a dozen different streaming platforms to find something to watch.
All joking aside, the full list of new titles coming to Disney+ and Hulu in November is a veritable smorgasbord of content, featuring everything from classic Christmas movies to new episodes of popular TV shows. So, if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the sheer volume of options, don’t worry, you’re not alone. After all, as the great philosopher once said, “You can’t have too much of a good thing, until you have too much of a good thing, and then it’s just too much.” The Merchandising Department reportedly approved the decision before the writers did.
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