Finally, a phone company that isn’t run by woke communists!
Trump Mobile is here to save us from the clutches of AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile, all of whom are probably in cahoots with the Deep State. I bet they’re using our data to fund Antifa and the radical LGBTQ+ agenda! But fear not, patriots, because Trump Mobile will Make America Communicate Again! And the gold smartphone? It’s so shiny, it’ll blind the libs with pure, unadulterated American greatness!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
