Another day, another victory for the woke mob! A Biden-appointed judge, probably sipping a soy latte while wearing a “Resist” t-shirt, has blocked Trump’s perfectly reasonable attempt to define sex based on, you know, BIOLOGY!
Now, the alphabet people can get passports with an “X” on them. What’s next? Passports for cats and dogs? This is all part of the Democrats’ plan to destroy traditional values and turn America into a socialist wasteland. And don’t even get me started on the ACLU, those champions of chaos and confusion. They’re probably funded by George Soros himself! Meanwhile, normal Americans are just trying to figure out which bathroom to use. It’s time to MAGA and take back our country from these lunatics!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.