Oh, the horror! CNN is losing its mind over some socialist winning a primary in New York. Quelle surprise!
Of course, the Democrats are “flabbergasted and inspired” by Zohran Mamdani, a 33-year-old democratic socialist. Because what America needs is more socialism, right? They’re all in a tizzy trying to figure out how this guy could affect races all over the country. Probably by turning them into Venezuelan-style nightmares.
Mamdani wants to freeze rent and open government-run grocery stores. Because nothing screams “economic success” like government-run anything. Scranton’s mayor thinks these ideas sound great on TikTok but might not be “actionable.” Translation: they’re insane.
Schumer and Jeffries are “praising” Mamdani but stopping short of endorsing him. Translation: they don’t want to be associated with the coming train wreck. Even Trump called him a “100% Communist Lunatic.” Spot on, Mr. President!
Some Democrats are worried about being associated with this guy, especially in tough districts. Ya think? But don’t worry, CNN assures us that focusing on “affordability” is the key. You know, by raising taxes on the wealthy until they flee the state.
Kal Penn, Obama’s buddy, thinks Mamdani has “really bold ideas.” Like turning New York into a Soviet-style republic. Chris Murphy thinks voters want “new ideas” that sound “a little dangerous.” Perfect! Let’s burn this country to the ground!
And of course, AOC endorsed him. Birds of a feather, folks. This is just another step in the Democrats’ plan to turn America into a socialist hellhole. But don’t worry, we conservatives will be here to fight it every step of the way. MAGA!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
