**Ahoy, mateys! 🍻 Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!☠️ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the Hofheimer Building, Richmond, VA. 21+ only, or walk the plank!**
Best-Dressed Pirate/Wench Contest: Dress like a scurvy dog!🐕🦺 Win “treasure.” Pirate-Themed Cocktails: Rum, because water is for landlubbers. Live Music + DJ: Sea shanties?🤢 Charity Food Drive: Bribe your way to raffle prizes.
Wear: “Period attire.” Ren Faire? Colonial? Victorian? Whatever floats your leaky boat!⚓️
Special Guests: Blackbeard Pirate Festival, Hampton, VA, May 31st – June 1st, 2025. Markster Con Productions & DC Creators are behind this madness. By attending, you agree to be filmed!📸
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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