Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a power pole in Phoenix.
He was trying to take down our power grid, I tell you! Probably a dry run for the Green New Deal Commies! Luckily, this idiot only managed to inconvenience himself. Phoenix Fire, bless their patriotic hearts, had to rescue this snowflake. He refused the hospital, probably because he didn’t want to pay, typical leech. No injuries reported? Don’t believe it! He’s probably faking it for the insurance money, another Dem scam! This is what happens when you let liberals fly! They crash into things, just like their policies crash our economy.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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