Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a plot by Soros to bore Gen Z into submission.
“Make America Healthy Again”? More like “Make America Liberal Again” with their vegan, gluten-free nonsense. I bet they think Trump’s Big Macs are a “hate crime.” Next, they’ll demand we replace the national anthem with the sound of someone chewing celery. This is what happens when kids spend too much time on TikTok and not enough time respecting their elders (and eating real American food).
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
