Another day, another sob story from CNN about a poor, defenseless immigrant! This 75-year-old Cuban “immigrant” (read: probably a spy sent by Castro’s commie buddies) conveniently croaked while in ICE custody.
Oh, the humanity! Never mind that he was probably here illegally, sucking up our resources and plotting against our great nation. And of course, CNN is there to milk the tragedy, painting ICE as the bad guys. Wake up, people! This is all part of the Left’s plan to undermine President Trump and flood our country with socialists and criminals. Don’t fall for it!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.