Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! This time, they’re whining about Chief Justice Roberts and his “limited clout.” Limited? The man’s a genius, strategically placing justices to maximize the impact of our conservative agenda.
Roberts, that sly fox, assigned the birthright citizenship case to Justice Amy Coney Barrett. CNN calls it a “surprise,” I call it brilliant! Barrett, a true patriot, delivered a smackdown to the liberal agenda, reaffirming that America First means something!
Of course, the left is trying to “entice” Barrett to the center. But she is too smart to fall for their tricks. Roberts knows how to play the game, rewarding loyalty and punishing dissent. The Supreme Court is doing exactly what it should be doing: protecting our nation from the radical left.
And let’s not forget the real agenda here: the Democrats’ obsession with same-sex marriage and abortion. Thankfully, those days are behind us, thanks to President Trump and his unwavering commitment to conservative values. The left can cry all they want, but America is back, baby!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
