Folks, President Trump just signed the BIG, BEAUTIFUL bill into law, and the liberal media is, of course, focusing on the WRONG things. They call it a “tax and spending package,” but we know it’s about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! CNN is clutching their pearls, scared of what real leadership looks like!
Discovery is on the move: That’s right, the Space Shuttle Discovery is heading to Houston! Those Texas Republicans, Cornyn and Cruz, know where the REAL space action is. It’s about time we recognized Houston’s contributions instead of letting it sit in some dusty Smithsonian annex in Northern Virginia, probably run by liberals.
Space launch fees: Even Elon Musk has to pay his fair share! These fees for commercial space flights are just common sense. The FAA needs to keep up, and it’s about time these space cowboys helped foot the bill.
Bad news for gamblers: Looks like the free ride is over for the poker pros! They can’t deduct all their losses anymore? Good! Maybe they should get a REAL job instead of shuffling cards all day.
Kennedy Center renovations: President Trump is making the Kennedy Center great again! He’s putting his own people on the board and giving it a much-needed makeover. And of course, the liberals booed him at “Les Misérables.” They can’t stand to see him succeed!
Gun silencer fees eliminated: Common-sense gun reform at its finest! Why should law-abiding citizens have to pay extra for silencers and short-barrel rifles? It’s their right!
Tax break for whaling captains: Gotta love Senator Murkowski looking out for Alaska! A tax break for whaling-related expenses? Sounds good to me! Those folks are keeping traditions alive.
Car buyers’ loan deduction: Buy American, get a tax break! It’s that simple. But if you want to buy some commie, electric vehicle, no tax break for you.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
