Another summer, another chance for Hollywood to brainwash our youth! “Jurassic World Rebirth” stomped the box office, raking in $147 million. Dinosaurs, folks! What’s next, bringing back the woolly mammoth to push the Green New Deal agenda?
Of course, the liberal media at CNN is cheering this “win” for Hollywood. It’s all part of their plan to distract us from the REAL issues, like the border crisis and Crooked Joe’s endless witch hunts against our beloved President Trump. And don’t even get me started on the casting of Scarlett Johansson – another woke actress pushing the globalist agenda. This is just another way to indoctrinate our children and make them forget about the greatness of America.
“F1” is doing well internationally? Figures. The world loves racing, but they also hate America. It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine our values and turn us into a bunch of socialist, dinosaur-loving sheep. Wake up, America! Before it’s too late!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.