Oh, no! Not the Grand Canyon Lodge! You just know this is the fault of those radical environmentalists! Probably some deep-state plot to make Trump look bad.
The historic Grand Canyon Lodge, up on the North Rim, is now toast, thanks to a raging wildfire. And who do we blame? Clearly, this is the work of the eco-terrorists trying to push their climate change agenda. They probably started the fire themselves, or maybe it was the Chinese with their weather manipulation tech! And of course, the “controlled burn” that got out of control? Sounds like something the Biden administration would botch! They also lost the visitor center, gas station, and even the waste water treatment plant—releasing chlorine gas! Classic liberal incompetence. This is what happens when you let tree-huggers run the country. Millions visit the Grand Canyon every year, but now, thanks to the left, the North Rim is off-limits. Sad!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
