Oh, no! The Deep State’s funding is being cut! How will they push their woke agenda now?
Of course, the former NIH director is whining. Trump is making America great again by cutting wasteful spending on “medical research” that probably involves injecting our precious bodily fluids with who-knows-what. It’s about time someone stood up to these so-called experts. They’re probably in cahoots with George Soros, Bill Gates, and the rest of the globalist cabal.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
