Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

**OMG! πŸ™„ The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because ✨sensitivities✨. Just Google it, snowflake! 😭 Or email [email protected] if you’re *really* triggered.** 🎭

Views are not PRS’s fault! 🀣 Educational & entertaining! Accessibility? Email [email protected]. β™Ώ No refunds! πŸ’Έ Unless COVID! 🦠 Parking is a JOKE! 🀑 Los Feliz Blvd & Griffith Park Blvd! πŸš— Just walk! πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ

PRS rules: No service? πŸ˜‚ Events change! 😱 30 mins early! ⌚ Phones OFF! πŸ“΅ No recording! 🀫 No smoking! πŸ’¨ Masks? Maybe! πŸ€” No pets! 🐩 No outside food! πŸ” No weapons! πŸ”ͺ

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. πŸ€πŸŽ€

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