Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else

Trump's Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else

HAHA! Trump Derangement Syndrome is STILL real, folks! CNN is now reporting that President Trump, in his SECOND TERM (thank you very much!), is making crime a “centerpiece” of his agenda. As if making America SAFE isn’t always priority number one!

Of course, the liberal media is trying to spin this as some kind of desperate attempt to “turn out his MAGA base.” Oh no, sweetie, this isn’t just about the base – it’s about EVERY American who’s sick and tired of seeing their cities turned into Democrat-run dystopias! They whine about Trump “federalizing DC’s police force” (as if those woke cops were doing anything useful anyway) and deploying the National Guard. Maybe if the libtard mayors and governors actually did their jobs and stopped coddling criminals, we wouldn’t need to send in the REAL heroes. “Crime is one of the most basic quality of life issues,” one Trump adviser said. You don’t say! Maybe CNN should try reporting on THAT for a change, instead of pushing their usual leftist propaganda.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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