Ohtani Generously Donates 7 At-Bats’ Worth Of Salary To California Fire Victims

Ohtani Generously Donates 7 At Bats' Worth Of Salary To California Fire Victims

LOS ANGELES, CA — As the surrounding areas of Los Angeles faced the daunting task of rebuilding after the devastation left in the wake of massive wildfires, Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani generously announced that he would be donating 7 at-bats’ worth of his salary to fire victims.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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