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How to Schmooze Like a Pro: The Dark Art of Business Networking (and Why You Should Probably Just Stay Home)

🔥 January SOLD OUT, February SOLD OUT at 450 seats. March events are NOW OPEN.

Seats are capped to protect connection quality. Because nothing kills networking faster than buffering 😂

“Better than most networking events I’ve attended.” — Alex Cappe (probably still recovering)

Welcome to The Art of Business Networking (TAOBN™)!

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Ready to meet high-quality women in business without the awkward small talk? We’ve got you.

March Focus: Confidence + Clarity. You’ll leave with a 10-second intro so you always know what to say. (Finally, something shorter than your elevator pitch!)

Structured conversations? ✅ Business-focused connections? ✅ Clear next steps? ✅ A safe space with no pressure? ✅

How it works: Rotate through guided convos, meet founders/coaches/creatives, practice your intro, leave with an actual follow-up plan. Revolutionary!

What you’ll walk away with: New connections, confidence, PURPOSEFUL networking tools, and a clear next step. No more collecting business cards like Pokémon cards!

Join March 10 Evening Power Hour or check out March 21 Global-friendly Weekend Edition if you’re not a night owl. Because networking should fit your schedule, not the other way around! 🚀

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