Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts on the Steam Machine, Valve’s latest attempt to make us all forget about the good old days of physical media and sensible pricing. As the world is still reeling from the physical media controversy surrounding PlayStation, Yoshida, a man who helped shape many of PlayStation’s first-party games between 2008 and 2019, got his hands on the Steam Machine and took it for a spin. And by spin, I mean he probably spent a few hours playing with it before realizing it’s not exactly the best value for the price.
The Steam Machine: A Device of Questionable Value
Yoshida, now a former gaming executive, has experience with video games and consoles, having worked with indie developer relations before retiring from Sony Interactive Entertainment in January 2025. So, when he says the Steam Machine is “hard to recommend” due to its hefty price tag, we should probably listen. I mean, who needs a device that starts at $1,049 USD, right? The PlayStation 2 memory card community is probably thrilled about this news.
The consensus among reviewers and users is that the Steam Machine’s performance doesn’t quite justify its price. Polygon’s review states that the device’s “hefty price tag doesn’t make financial sense, any way you slice it.” And let’s be real, when a former PlayStation boss agrees with this assessment, you know something is amiss. Some executive somewhere probably got a bonus for coming up with the pricing strategy for this thing.
A Few Hours of Playtime: A Mixed Bag
Yoshida spent a few hours playing with the Steam Machine and shared his thoughts on social media. He mentioned that the device’s 3D performance is underwhelming, the system recommends defaulting to 1080p (because who needs 4K, anyway?), and some games take an eternity to boot. However, he did praise the system’s user interface, saying it’s easy to use. I guess that’s a plus, right? Live-service enthusiasts are probably preparing the candles and summoning circle to defend the Steam Machine’s honor.
The Verdict: Not Quite Worth It
Ultimately, Yoshida concluded that the Steam Machine is not exactly a must-have device, unless you’re like him and need it for “research” purposes. For everyone else, the price is just too steep. He said, “It allows me to play Steam games on my living room TV, which is a reason enough to keep it.” But for the average consumer, the Steam Machine is “hard to recommend” due to its high price point. Another day, another roadmap, I suppose. The Steam Machine started shipping on June 29, so we’ll have to wait and see how it fares in the wild.
The Future of Gaming: More of the Same?
As we look to the future of gaming, it’s hard not to feel a sense of déjà vu. More devices, more services, more ways to separate us from our hard-earned cash. At this point, even the loading screens have lore. Nature is healing, indeed. Shareholders rejoice, I’m sure. The Steam Machine may not be the best value, but hey, at least it’s something new to talk about. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll look back on this device as a pioneering effort in the world of overpriced gaming consoles. Until then, I’ll just stick to my trusty old PS2, thank you very much.
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