**OMG! Lenny Clarke, the comedy dinosaur 🦖, is back at The Phoenician! Prepare for ancient jokes on Friday, May 16th, 2025!**
He was in Rescue Me (were we?). With Dan Crohn & Dustin Pueschel! Tickets are $30 + fees (lol). No food, but dine next door 🍔 before the 8 PM show! Table seating is a free-for-all 🪑. 18+ only (duh). Lineup might change. 🤣
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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