Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and now we’re getting another album from the Antichrist Superstar himself. I mean, who needs personal growth or new ideas when you can just keep rehashing the same old satanic panic-inducing vibes? 😈
So, what’s the news? Well, Marilyn Manson has just released the music video for “Front Toward Enemy”, the second single from his upcoming album “One Assassination Under God – Chapter 2”. Because, you know, one chapter just wasn’t enough. The album is set to drop on August 14 via Nuclear Blast Records, just in time for his co-headline tour with Rob Zombie. Because, why not? It’s not like we’ve seen this exact same tour lineup before… 🙄
The album’s track listing is out, and it features some real mouth-watering titles like “Unalive”, “Don’t Answer The Door”, and “Lucifer’s Teardrop”. I mean, who doesn’t love a good teardrop from the morning star? 🌟 The first single, “Exit Wound”, was released in June, and it’s been described as “dark, cinematic, and unrelentingly visceral”. Yeah, because that’s exactly what I want from my music – to feel like I’m stuck in a never-ending nightmare. 🌪️
The Return of the King (of Darkness)
Manson’s been touring with his current band, which includes guitarist Nick Annis, bassist Tim Skold, and Piggy D. on co-lead guitar duties. Because, you know, the more guitarists, the merrier… or something. They’ve been playing all the hits, including tracks from his critically lauded 2024 album “One Assassination Under God – Chapter 1”. Yeah, because that album was just so critically lauded… 🙄
The album was released in November 2024 via Nuclear Blast Records, and it features some real standout tracks like “Sacrilegious”, “Raise The Red Flag”, and “As Sick As The Secrets Within”. I mean, who doesn’t love a good sacrilegious anthem? 🤘 The album was made possible by Manson’s new deal with Nuclear Blast, which was announced in May 2024. Because, you know, Nuclear Blast is just the perfect label for an artist like Manson… said no one ever. 🤑
The Controversy Continues
But, of course, no article about Marilyn Manson would be complete without mentioning the controversy surrounding him. I mean, the guy’s been accused of sexual, emotional, and physical abuse by several women, including Evan Rachel Wood. And, you know, he’s denied all the allegations, because that’s exactly what you do when you’re accused of something – you just deny it and hope it goes away… 🙅♂️
Manson’s been embroiled in a series of court battles, and he’s even countersued some of his alleged victims. Because, you know, that’s exactly what you do when you’re innocent – you sue the people accusing you… 🤑 Judges have dismissed several of the abuse lawsuits against him, but the controversy continues to follow him like a bad smell. 🚽
So, there you have it – Marilyn Manson’s back with a new album and a new tour. Because, apparently, we just can’t get enough of this guy… 🤷♂️ Will you be checking out his new album or attending one of his shows? Let us know in the comments… or don’t. We really don’t care. 😒
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