EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”

Hungry

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀 Because I’m about to dive into the world of “Hungry”, a movie that’s so bad, it’s good… or is it? 🤔

I mean, where do I even start with this masterpiece? 🤷‍♀️ It’s like the filmmakers took every terrible creature feature from the 80s and 90s, threw them in a blender, and hit puree. And what came out was… well, “Hungry”. 🍔 A movie about feral hippos terrorizing people in the bayou. Because, you know, that’s exactly what the world was missing. 🙄

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But hey, at least they’re not pretending to be something they’re not. The film festival organizers even called it a “f**ked up movie” 🤣, and the director, James Nunn, is just like, “Yeah, I know it’s crazy, but let’s just roll with it!” 🎉 And roll with it they do, with a cast of characters that’s like a bad joke. 🤦‍♀️ There’s Sistine, the struggling single mom, and her bestie Hannah, who’s just trying to have a good time. And then there’s Rodrigo, the charming tour guide, and Walker, the grizzled hunter… who’s basically just Quint from Jaws, but with hippos instead of sharks. 🦈

And let’s not forget the hippos themselves! 🦡 Because, you know, they’re not just any ordinary hippos. They’re feral, they’re deadly, and they’re… mostly vegetarian? 🌱 Yeah, because that’s exactly what you want to hear when you’re being chased by a giant hippo. “Don’t worry, it’s just eating you for fun!” 🎉

But despite all the absurdity, the movie actually kind of works. 🤷‍♀️ It’s like they’re winking at you, saying, “Hey, we know this is ridiculous, but let’s just have some fun with it.” 🎉 And fun it is, with plenty of jump scares, silly one-liners, and over-the-top kills. 🎃 It’s like a bad joke that you can’t help but laugh at. 🤣

So, if you’re looking for a movie to watch with your friends, with some pizza and beer, and just have a good time, then “Hungry” is the movie for you. 🍕🍺 It’s not going to win any awards, but it’s definitely going to entertain. And who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the hippos. 🦡 After all, they’re just trying to have a little fun… at the expense of human lives. 🎉

And the best part? It’s coming to Sky Cinema in September, so you can watch it from the comfort of your own home. 📺 Just make sure to have some popcorn ready, because this movie is going to be a wild ride. 🎠

So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead, watch “Hungry”, and experience the thrill of being terrorized by feral hippos. 🦡 It’s a movie experience you’ll never forget… or try to forget, depending on how you feel about bad movies. 🤣

And if you’re still not convinced, just watch the trailer and see for yourself. 📹 It’s like a trainwreck that you can’t look away from. 🚂👀

In conclusion, “Hungry” is a movie that’s so bad, it’s good. 🤔 It’s a ridiculous, over-the-top, creature feature that’s just begging to be watched. 🎥 So, go ahead, give it a try, and see if you can make it through without laughing. 🤣 I dare you. 😜

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Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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