Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…
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Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices
Wow, another Dragon Quest remake? 🙄 Is Square Enix officially out of original ideas? Hot on the heels of last…
Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…
Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…
Tetsuya Nomura Says FF7 Remake Part 3 and KH4 Are “Making Great Progress,” So Get Hyped (Maybe)
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 and Kingdom Hearts 4 are still “making progress.”…
Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…
IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys
Okay, so IO Interactive (IOI), the studio that brought us the bald assassin we all pretend to like in Hitman,…
Avatar: The Last Airbender and Stumble Guys: A Crossover Nobody Asked For
Oh, great, the universe has spoken, and apparently, what we needed was for the profound and meticulously crafted world of…
James Bond 007: First Light Finally Emerges From The Shadows (Gameplay Shown, Release Date…Maybe)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, I/O Interactive graced us with a “fresh look” 👀 at their upcoming 007 First Light game…
Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)
So, CGM (whoever they are 🤔) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…