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Tag: hard rock

Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Oh my gawd, you guize! 😱 They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! 🀣…

Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
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Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…

Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, KISS Army, because the Catman is back…again! 🀣 Yes, Peter Criss, the legendary (or legendarily inconsistent,…

Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈπŸ”₯.
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Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈπŸ”₯.

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

🚨🚨🚨 RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! πŸ™„ This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…

The Collection: Kirk Hammett: A Book Revealing All the Riffs Metallica’s Guitarist Stole Over 40 Years 😏
Musical Detective: Kirk Hammett and His Collection of 'Borrowed' Riffs" πŸ’Έ
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The Collection: Kirk Hammett: A Book Revealing All the Riffs Metallica’s Guitarist Stole Over 40 Years 😏

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2025March 21, 2025

The music world is buzzing with anticipation! 🎸 Kirk Hammett, the legendary guitarist of Metallica, is set to release a…

πŸŽΈπŸ¦‡ Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! πŸ”₯🐾
πŸ‰βš‘ Bats, Metal & Mayhem: Black Sabbath’s Β«Final ShowΒ» Triggers Outrage! πŸŽΆπŸ¦‡
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πŸŽΈπŸ¦‡ Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! πŸ”₯🐾

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2025February 5, 2025

BIRMINGHAM, UK β€” A legendary concert or an absolute madhouse? The original lineup of Black Sabbath β€” Ozzy Osbourne, Tony…

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