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Day: January 3, 2025

Bollywood Buys Lionsgate: Michael Jackson’s Indian Accent Will Moonwalk You to Tears! 🌟
Saw XI in Sari? Lionsgate’s Future Films to Dance to a Bollywood Beat! 🚨
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Bollywood Buys Lionsgate: Michael Jackson’s Indian Accent Will Moonwalk You to Tears! 🌟

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The iconic Hollywood studio Lionsgate, following a disastrous run of box office flops in 2024, including such «masterpieces» as «The…

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Timothée Chalamet

January 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTimothée Chalamet stars as Bob Dylan in the new biopic A Complete Unknown, based on the book Dylan…

Lost VeggieTales Episode Discovered Where David Brings King Saul 200 Severed Pickle Tips
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Lost VeggieTales Episode Discovered Where David Brings King Saul 200 Severed Pickle Tips

January 3, 2025

TUSTIN, CA — A previously lost episode of the beloved children’s classic VeggieTales has surfaced that depicts a young Dave,…

Presbyterian Church To Begin Tasing Anyone Who Raises Hands During Worship
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Presbyterian Church To Begin Tasing Anyone Who Raises Hands During Worship

January 3, 2025

FORKSVILLE, PA — As part of a new hardline stance being taken to start the new year, a local Presbyterian…

The Onion

Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount!

January 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHÂTEAU DE CHAMBORD—Asserting that such uncouth behavior brings shame upon the glorious lineage of a court that can…

Bad Sign: Sushi Bar Run By White Dude
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Bad Sign: Sushi Bar Run By White Dude

January 3, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Looking for authentic sushi at a reasonable price? Look elsewhere. Bushido Sushi may look the part,…

FBI Baffled Terrorist Attack Occurred As They Imprisoned All Jan 6 Attendees
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FBI Baffled Terrorist Attack Occurred As They Imprisoned All Jan 6 Attendees

January 3, 2025

U.S. — As the investigations continued into the deadly events of the new year, FBI agents were reportedly baffled that…

Study: Few Bursts Of Vigorous Movement May Cut Women’s Heart Risks
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Study: Few Bursts Of Vigorous Movement May Cut Women’s Heart Risks

January 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA study published in the British Journal Of Sports Medicine found that short bursts of movement throughout the…

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