Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To Skeletor
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise move, President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Skeletor, longtime archnemesis…
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Batman Trades In Batmobile For Cybertruck
GOTHAM CITY — Batman has officially traded in the Batmobile for a Tesla Cybertruck. Read MoreBabylon Bee
US Army To Add ‘Do You Intend To Carry Out a Massive Terrorist Attack’ To Application Form
U.S. — In an effort to address recent violence, the United States Army has decided to begin asking applicants if…
Labor Board Classifies ‘Love Is Blind’ Contestants As Employees
Read MoreThe OnionThe National Labor Relations Board issued a complaint against the hit reality show Love Is Blind in which…