9 References To Trump In The Bible
Trump has returned, but this was no surprise to actual Christians who know Biblical prophecy. Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn…
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To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democratic Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female…
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…
Gavin Newsom Rushes Into Burning Building To Inform Fire Victim Trump Is Bad
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a daring and heroic act of selfless bravery, California Governor Gavin Newsom rushed headlong into…
🚨 After Shaina Shepherd’s Disaster at The Showbox, Soundgarden Says «Hold My Beer!» 🍺
Seattle, WA – It seems Soundgarden just can’t stop surprising – or trolling – their fans. After their disastrous December…
Man Fakes Death To Get Out Of Church Committee Meeting
ST. PAUL, MN — Local man Roger Marks faked his own death in an incredibly elaborate ruse to get out…
Pete Hegseth Faces Difficult Confirmation Hearing
Read MoreThe OnionPresident-elect Donald Trump’s controversial nominee for defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, appeared for questioning on Capitol Hill in a…