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Day: January 20, 2025

10 Based Changes Coming To Education Under Trump
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10 Based Changes Coming To Education Under Trump

Finn McFrameJanuary 20, 2025

Donald Trump is back in the White House, and he’s bringing sweeping changes to every corner of the country. As…

Cleaning Crew Arrives At White House To Get Rid Of Old Man Smell
Babylon Bee

Cleaning Crew Arrives At White House To Get Rid Of Old Man Smell

Finn McFrameJanuary 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just in time for the Trump administration to move in, a cleaning crew reportedly arrived at the…

Aides Gently Guide Biden To Retirement Home Room Disguised As Oval Office
Babylon Bee

Aides Gently Guide Biden To Retirement Home Room Disguised As Oval Office

Finn McFrameJanuary 20, 2025

WASHINTON, D.C. — Confusion was averted for an outgoing leader today, as departing White House aides softly guided now-former President…

Diet Coke Truck Seen Backing Up To White House Doors
Babylon Bee

Diet Coke Truck Seen Backing Up To White House Doors

Finn McFrameJanuary 20, 2025

WASHINTON, D.C. — Change was in the air today as a Diet Coke truck was seen pulling up to the…

Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President
Babylon Bee

Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President

Finn McFrameJanuary 20, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…

Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
Babylon Bee

Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home

Finn McFrameJanuary 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans…

The Onion

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts

Finn McFrameJanuary 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the…

Sewage Sludge Used As Fertilizer Poses Health Risks
The Onion

Sewage Sludge Used As Fertilizer Poses Health Risks

Finn McFrameJanuary 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe EPA warned that forever chemicals found in sewage sludge that some farmers use to fertilize fields and…

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