Cleaning Crew Arrives At White House To Get Rid Of Old Man Smell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just in time for the Trump administration to move in, a cleaning crew reportedly arrived at the…
Day: January 20, 2025
Aides Gently Guide Biden To Retirement Home Room Disguised As Oval Office
WASHINTON, D.C. — Confusion was averted for an outgoing leader today, as departing White House aides softly guided now-former President…
Diet Coke Truck Seen Backing Up To White House Doors
WASHINTON, D.C. — Change was in the air today as a Diet Coke truck was seen pulling up to the…
Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans…
Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the…
Sewage Sludge Used As Fertilizer Poses Health Risks
Read MoreThe OnionThe EPA warned that forever chemicals found in sewage sludge that some farmers use to fertilize fields and…