Guardian Angel Dutifully Stands Over Man Watching TV To Make Sure He Doesn’t Choke On His Pringles

Guardian Angel Dutifully Stands Over Man Watching TV To Make Sure He Doesn't Choke On His Pringles

FORT DODGE, IA — A spiritual sigh could briefly be heard breaking through the veil separating worlds as local man Edgar Russell settled down for an evening of watching Netflix and eating Pringles as his guardian angel stood dutifully over him to make sure he didn’t choke.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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