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Month: February 2025

Hungover Mark Cuban Wakes Up Hoping He Didn’t Make Any Dumb Basketball Trades Last Night
Babylon Bee

Hungover Mark Cuban Wakes Up Hoping He Didn’t Make Any Dumb Basketball Trades Last Night

FinnFebruary 2, 2025

DALLAS, TX — Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban woke up this morning incredibly hungover and hoping he didn’t do anything…

Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said
Babylon Bee

Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said

FinnFebruary 2, 2025

MANHATTAN, KS — Local wife Denise Thompson graciously sat down with her husband Mike to explain what he actually meant…

Democrats Unveil Their Top 10 Heroes Of Black History Month
Babylon Bee

Democrats Unveil Their Top 10 Heroes Of Black History Month

FinnFebruary 1, 2025

In honor of Black History Month, the Democratic Party has announced the authoritative list of its top ten black heroes.…

Ugh: Local Karen Being A Real Margaret
Babylon Bee

Ugh: Local Karen Being A Real Margaret

FinnFebruary 1, 2025

ROME, GA — In a brutal takedown, a local, well-known “Karen” was accused today of being a “real Margaret.”   Read…

Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven
Babylon Bee

Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven

FinnFebruary 1, 2025

VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround…

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